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CERTIFICATE OF DEATH

DECEASED:Theranos
FOUNDED:2003
DIED:2018
CAUSE OF DEATH:Founder drama
EULOGY:

Promised to revolutionize blood testing with a drop. The only thing that ran was the cover-up.

LAST WORDS:

"I was just manifesting"

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